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So Netflix have expanded their opportunities by proposing Netflix player, an on-demand video streaming device that works with their own popular movie rental service. Big deal! So I can download thousands of movies from the click of a button. How does this help me!
My number one tool when I ask girls on a date has always been going to the movies, now Netflix has gone and ruined my game!
"Hey... You wanna go to the movies later?"
"Well I'd love to but I'm going to watch any movie I want on my Netfilx player tonight ALONE!"
I used to have all these great t-shirts I'd wear for a night out at the movies to show off my celebrity credentials and movie knowledge. Like my Gort - The day the earth stood still" t-shirt. You all know Gort!? Ok... So am I alone on this one?
Ahh the good times.... The good times when going to see "Gort - The day the earth stood still" made sense to people,when Pulp Fiction was considered a chick flick, or when clockwork orange had some meaning! Now, we're ever so bound to watching the idiot box when we could be showing off our movie skills to some cute girls we just met at the gum ball machine. I'll still make my own movie t-shirts, as long as our designers keep reeling up the footage!
I blame Netflix.
4 comments:
LoL the title made me laugh. Now as i think of it, netflix never ruined my game it was more of the 1998 boom in internet movies which did. although getting the nerve to ask someone to the movies seems to be harder and harder in my area considering the "i am too good" personality protruded from the essences and auras of women is a common thing. You alone on the Gort thing, properly not, but at least Gort is well known as a cult figure and celebrity hero to those science fiction type fans. well maybe that is a broad generality. Gum ball machine? what decade are you from that the gum ball machine is your prime hotspot of members of the opposite sex.
on a side note... Indiana Jones shirts hmmm.
Gum ball machines are underrated, there, I said it
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